You're a Winner is an original song that was used as part of the Friends showtape.
Lyrics[]
Chuck E.: Hey kids, something you should know
Take it with you wherever you go
Say it when you get up in the morning
And late at night when you are yawning (Jasper yawns)
You're a person who's special indeed
Got out of range, you need to succeed
Don't get down whatever you do (Pasqually: Oh, no!)
'Cause I can see by looking at you
Chuck E. and the kids: That you're a winner
A lucky winner
We're all winners
Chuck E.: Hey Munch, how you feeling today?
Munch: Tell you Chuck E., i'm a-okay
Having fun playing my piano
Let's say hi to our favorite soprano
Pasqually: Hi!
Helen: Thank you Chuck E., and Mr. Munch too
Who could lose with good friends like you?
Always giving me encouragement
So I'll return the complement
All: 'Cause you're a winner (Jasper: Yes you are, mon!) (Munch laughs)
A lucky winner
We're all winners
Munch: Oh, yeah! (laughs)
Helen: Jasper, Jasper, you faithful old hound (Jasper: Mmm?)
Won't you spread some Jasper wisdom around?
Jasper: Don't know much, but I do know one thing
All the people are really some thing
Like Pasqually who's always so kindly
He has always been right there behind me
Pasqually: Don't be silly, you deserve my respect
From the day I met you, I could detect
All: That you're a winner (Pasqually: This means you!)
A lucky winner (Jasper: C'mon now!)
We're all winners (Jasper: Yo, check out these harmonies!)
To our friends who are watching the show
Remember this when it's time to grow
What is fact is not braggadocio
It's okay to let the world know
All: That you're a winner (Pasqually: Let everybody know!)
And I'm a winner
We're all winners
Lucky winners
We're all winners!
WINNERS!