Whoops, Wow, Who Me? is an original song that was used as part of the Friends showtape.
Lyrics[]
Jasper: Well, a little guy told me just the other day
His daddy said ,"Son, get all those toys put away!"
The little guy just ran outside and started to play
When his daddy tracked him down, this is all he could say, hey
Whoops, wow, who, me?
Nothin' up my sleeves, see?
Gosh, golly, oh, jeeze!
Zow, bow, diddledee
Whoops, wow, who me?
I'm the one you wanna see?
Gosh, golly, oh jeeze!
Zow, bow, boom!
Chuck E.: Well, the coach said, "Munch you better go run a mile!"
He said,
Munch: Sure thing coach, I'll be back in a while.
Chuck E.: But working up a sweat just ain't Munch's style,
When he tried to explain, he told the coach with a smile
Munch: (laughs) And Chuck E. found himself in this black tire situation
He was supposed to deliver some sort of verbal dissertation
But when he stepped up to the mic, he was full of exasperation
He forgot the speech and so he used improvisation! (laughs)
All: Whoops, wow, who me?
Nothin' up my sleeve, see?
Gosh, golly, oh jeeze!
Zow, bow, diddledee
Whoops, wow, who me?
I'm the one you wanna see?
Gosh, golly, oh jeeze!
Zow, bow, boom!
Helen: When teacher gives you homework, it's a thing you should do
Forget about the TV and your play friends, too
Apply yourself, and soon you'll be a smart mackaroo
Pasqually: But what do you do if you're at the zoo
And a kangaroo takes your homework from you?!
Kids: A KANGAROO?
Chuck E.: Now I've heard everything.
All: Whoops, wow, who me?
Nothin' up my sleeve, see?
Gosh, golly, oh jeeze!
Zow, bow, diddledee
Whoops, wow, who me?
I'm the one you wanna see?
Gosh, golly, oh jeeze!
Zow, bow, boom!
Kids: This time, I can explain all the things that are in my brain
So I hope you understand me when I say...
All: Zow, bow, boom!
