What Do You Get a Sasquatch for Christmas? is an original holiday song that was first featured in the Holiday 2014 Show.
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A tennis ball for Jasper, is a gift that I can do
A chunk of cheese for Chuck E., is the perfect present too
Well I could gift a rhino, hippo, horse, or kangaroo
But what do you get a sasquatch for Christmas?
Perhaps I'll get a brush or comb for my old furry friend
Or then again, a razor, but they'd surely break and bend
And perfume or deodorant, well those just might offend
So what do you get a sasquatch for Christmas?
Oh, I worry for the future, when I think of present's past
And my presence in the gift exchange, will likely be my last
When I present my present, he will surely be aghast
For my present gift is nothing less I think of something fast
A fuzzy pair of bunny slippers might be kind of neat
And he's already fuzzy, so his look will be complete
But they don't make shoes big enough to fit a bigfoot's feet
So what do you get a sasquatch for Christmas?
What do you get a sasquatch for Christmas?
What do you get a sasquatch for Christmas?
Oh, when I was just a little boy, my mother set me straight
She said always give a thoughtful gift, that's never second rate
But if you gift a sasquatch, make sure your gift is great
Cause nothing ruins Christmas like a sasquatch that's irate
Oh, getting people presents, shouldn't cause me so much stress
But what to get this furry beast, is anybody's guess
I need a Christmas miracle, to fix this Christmas mess
So what do you get a sasquatch,
Don't know what to get a sasquatch
What do you get a sasquatch, for Christmas?
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