There's Too Many Pigs in the Pool! is an original rap song released in 2023.
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There's too many pigs in the pool! (in the pool)
There's too many pigs in the pool! (in the pool)
These piggies got me out here lookin' like a fool!
There's too many pigs in the pool! (in the pool)
Going swimming in the summer is what I do,
Splashing in the cool water that is so blue
But today, when I went out to my pool for a dip,
I got a big surprise, yo, it was a trip!
Pigs in my pool where I'm s'posed to be
But it's so full of swine there's no room for me
This just won't do, things have gone awry!
My backyard pool has turned into a pigsty!!!
There's too many pigs in the pool! (in the pool)
There's too many pigs in the pool! (in the pool)
It's like a bad joke that is so cruel!
There's too many pigs in the pool! (in the pool)
Dr. D., huh, my mad scientist neighbor
I think he might be involved with this silly summer caper
So I went to his house and asked him to his face:
What do you know about the pigs at my place?
"I got a pet pig to keep me company,
And she must've gotten out into my cloning machine
I don't know when it happened, I don't know how
But now your swimming pool, is filled with several sows!"
There's too many pigs in the pool! (in the pool)
There's too many pigs in the pool! (in the pool)
I can't go swimming, 'cause my pool's become a zoo!
There's too many pigs in the pool! (in the pool)
Dr. D and I went in for a up close look
To see these pigs and what we saw left us shook
There was a happy pig, a sad pig, mad pig, a glad pig
A dancing pig, a jumping pig, a good pig, a bad pig
Every single pig was unique and not the same
Each looked different and had its own name
One thing in common that they seemed to want to do
Is go swimming in my pool, there's no room for me or you!!!
There's too many pigs in the pool! (in the pool)
There's too many pigs in the pool! (in the pool)
So many pigs, I don't know what to do!!
There's too many pigs in the pool!!! (in the pool)
(Splashing interlude)
Dr. D ran away and said,
"I know just what to do!
Let's just clone your pool so you can have two!"
"That's a great solution, thanks Dr. D!
Now we can swim too at Pig Pool Party!"
There's too many pigs in the pool! (in the pool)
There's too many pigs in the pool! (in the pool)
Now that there's room, I think it's pretty cool!
There's too many pigs in the pool! (in the pool)