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Silicon Valley Showdown is an original song released as part of Chuck E.'s Awesome Adventure Machine.

Lyrics[]

Jasper: AHHHH-HAHAHAHA!!

Chuck E.: Somewhere out in the wild wild west
There's a town where they like computers best
Instead of guns, they all have CPUs
Which brings us around to the legend of
Two high tech types and the girl they love
The day they met, one of 'em had to lose

Chuck E. and Jasper: Two computer cowboys,
Only one could be the best
At the Silicon Valley Showdown,
Fastest mouse in the west

Jasper: AWOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Chuck E.: Down in the Silicon Valley Saloon,
Pasqually the Kid was playing Dune
And rackin' up an all-time real high score
When suddenly somethin' blocked the sun
It was Wyatt Burp, the only one
Whose shaggy figure could have filled that door

Munch: I'm looking for a certain female,
Name of Helen, met her on email
Thought I'd like to log on for a chat
Chuck E.: Pasqually the Kid sure did send us a smile and said...
Pasqually: You could just delete that file,
This database queen wolf-dated, desert rat!

Chuck E.: They looked at Helen, she sure was pretty
Playing a piano program with pity
Smart and sweet of that there was no doubt
Burp said...
Munch: Yet I'm not foolin',
And my laptop's loadin', ready for duelin',
You and I are gonna have to shoot this out

Chuck E. and Jasper: Two computer cowboys,
Only one could be the best
At the Silicon Valley Showdown,
Fastest mouse in the west

Jasper: AWOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Chuck E.: Pasqually the Kid sipped his pizza sauce and said,
Pasqually: Friend, I can kick your dust,
No matter life can pop my process's speed!
Maybe you've had a lot of practice
Pointing that cursor at a bunch of cactus,
But I'd blow you away like a tumbleweed!

Munch: I've just come from a real hard drive
Chuck E.: Said Burp,
Munch: And there's not a man alive
With a system whose kilohertz, I cannot kill
So just let the lady come with me,
You keep your finger away from that function key,
When you boot up, you're goin' to Boot Up Hill!

Chuck E.: Pasqually said,
Pasqually: This is a real small town
So one of us is getting powered down
We'll settle this outside when it hits high noon
Chuck E.: Helen opened an Indian totem
Revealing her powerful high-speed modem
Her message said,
Helen: Send help and send it soon!

Chuck E. and Jasper: Two computer cowboys,
Only one could be the best
At the Silicon Valley Showdown,
Fastest mouse in the west

Jasper: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, AWOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Chuck E.: Out in the street, the dust and wind blows
People go running and shut down the windows
Wyatt Burp straightens his hat with a steady paw
Pasqually: It's time to log off!
Chuck E.: Pasqually quips,
As the sun sparkles on his silicon chips
Both men smiled, and they both shouted...
Pasqually and Munch: DRAW!!!!!

Jasper: Two mice were drawn, just like lightnin'
Buttons clicked with fingers typin'
Hard to say which one of them was first
But when the floppies all were fired
No one was hurt or even tired
That's when Sheriff Cheese said,
Chuck E.: You're the worst!

The fastest mouse in all the land
Has already won Helen Henny's hand
That mouse is ME.
Jasper: He told them with a frown
Then in a blaze of megabytes
Carefully keeping them out of his sights
He ran those cyber snakes right out of town!
Helen: My hero!

Chuck E., Jasper, and Helen: Two computer cowboys,
Really failed the test
At the Silicon Valley Showdown,
Fastest mouse in the west

Sheriff Chuck E. showed them
Only one could be the best
At the Silicon Valley Showdown,
Fastest mouse in the west

Chuck E.: Yippee-ki-yay!!!

Chuck E. Cheese "Cool Chuck" Songs
January 1995 Show
Go Go Chuck E.Party Place
Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow
Don't StopI Won't Give Up
Destination Imagination
Destination Imagination (song)Imaginary GetawayPlanetary RangerDo Something GiantThe United States Of YouThe Battle
Chuck E's Tall Tales
Make a DifferenceIt TakesTime is a Place for EverythingNot Like Chicken LickenBe a Friend
The Totally Awesome Kids Show
I'm Gettin' AroundTravelin' First ClassRollin'Pick 'Em Up and Put 'Em DownI'm Gettin' StartedDon't Drive Me Wacky
Chuck E.'s Awesome Adventure Machine
Silicon Valley ShowdownTurn the Beat AroundIt's a Jungle Out ThereWalk Like an Egyptian
Chuck E. Cheese's 20th Anniversary
Whoomp! (There It Is)Don't Hurry To WorryCar WashEvery Boy, Every Girl
August 1997 Show
Walk the DinosaurSharp Dressed MouseSecret Agent ManI Like It Like ThatDeep Freeze
Chuck E. Live shows
Chuck E. SaysMacarenaGet ReadyThe Twist
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