Sharp Dressed Mouse is a song from the August 1997 showtape. It is a parody of "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top in 1983.
Lyrics[]
Chuck E.: Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don't know where I am goin' to
Silk suit, black tie (Munch: Black tie)
I don't need a reason why-y-y
Helen: They come a-runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every kid's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed mouse
Chuck E.: Gold watch, diamond ring
I ain't missin' not a single thing
Cufflinks, (Pasqually: Ooh!) stick pin (Ouch!)
When I step out, I'm gonna do you in
Munch: They come a-runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every kid's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed mouse
Chuck E.: Top coat, top hat
And I don't worry, 'cause my tummy's fat
Black shades, white gloves
Lookin' sharp, lookin' for love
All but Chuck E.: They come a-runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every kid's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed mouse
All: They come a-runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every kid's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed mouse
Trivia[]
- While most of Jasper and Pasqually's lines before and after the song are done by Bob West, during the first instrumental break, when the two change Chuck E.'s outfit to a cowboy and ballerina, their lines are instead provided by Duncan Brannan.
