Poor Little Pluto is an original song that first debuted on the April 2010 Show.
Lyrics[]
Come on now! Do this Bakersfield style.
On the outskirts of a neighborhood
We call the milky way
There lived the smallest kid in town
Got picked on every day
Some people said that he was just a piece of rock floatin' out in space
Then 1930 came
That's when he got a name
Some scientist named Clyde said "What a shame"
Poor little Pluto
He's so much than what we give him credit for
He wants to be a planet
There's nothin' left to be explored
He's little, but, he shouldn't be ignored
One telescope could settle up the score
For poor little Pluto
Poor Pluto!
His brothers and his sisters
Still got the most acclaim
But Pluto didn't care
Since he received a little fame
Some people started talkin'
Maybe he's not a planet, after all
Then a few short years ago
His ego took a blow
Astronomers all voted
And Pluto was demoted
Poor little Pluto
He's so much than what we give him credit for
He wants to be a planet
There's nothin' left to be explored
He's little, but, he shouldn't be ignored
One telescope could settle up the score
For poor little Pluto
He's furthest from the star
Wishin' he could somehow be like Mercury,
Venus, Earth, or Mars
Poor little Pluto
He's so much than what we give him credit for
He wants to be a planet
There's nothin' left to be explored
He's little, but, he should not be ignored
One telescope could settle up the score
For poor little Pluto (x2)
AEE!!
