Pollution is Crazy is a song from the April 2005 showtape. It is a parody of "She Drives Me Crazy" by Fine Young Cannibals in 1989.
Lyrics[]
I can't pick up all the trash I see
It's piling up to the belt on beat (And that's pretty high.)
Tell me when I can't find
Recycle bin, 'cause it's time
Won't you help, hear my plea
Mother Nature is really in need
Pollution is crazy (Woo, woo-oo)
Like nothing else (Mmm, ooh)
Pollution is crazy
That Earth can't help herself (Woo, woo-oo)
So reach in!
Litterbugs can make it tough
They forget to clean up (And that really bugs me!)
They toss it out a car window
And just don't care where it goes
We've got to try to change their mind
'Cause we're runnin', we're runnin' out of time!
Pollution is crazy (Woo, woo-oo)
Like nothing else (Mmm, ooh)
Pollution is crazy
That Earth can't help herself (Woo, woo-oo)
So y'all gotta pitch in! And if we all do a little, it'll add up to a lot!
Global warming can be reused
The ozone layer is sick of abuse
Well, pollution is crazy (Woo, woo-oo)
Like nothing else (Mmm, ooh)
Pollution is crazy
That Earth can't help herself (Woo, woo-oo)
Don't be crazy (Woo, woo-oo)
Now, you can help! (Mmm, ooh)
Don't be crazy
Trash can't pick up itself! (Woo, woo-oo)