Paper or Plastic is a song that first debuted on the September 2001 Show. It is a parody of "Paperback Writer" by The Beatles.
Lyrics[]
Paper or plastic (Paper or plastic, plastic)
I went down to the grocery store
To get some stuff to make some s'mores
When I got to the counter you see
Here's the question they were asking me
Paper or plastic
Paper or plastic
So I turned around and I scratched my head
And heard about the things they said
This decision's not so easy for me
But I have to make a choice between
Paper or plastic
Paper or plastic
Paper or plastic (Paper or plastic, plastic)
Paper's good, but when you get it wet
Stuff will fall through and make a mess
Those plastic bags are so small, you know
You have to make more trips with those
Paper or plastic
Paper or plastic
Seems to me that either way
You don't want to stand in line all day
No matter which type of sack you get
Make sure that you recycle it
Paper or plastic
Paper or plastic
Paper or plastic (Paper or plastic, plastic)
Paper or plastic (Paper or plastic) (6x)
Cast[]
- Duncan Brannan as Chuck E. Cheese
- Annagrey Labasse as Helen Henny
- John Bowen as Mr. Munch
- Jeremy Blaido as Jasper T. Jowls
- Earl Fisher as Pasqually
Trivia[]
- Duncan Brannan wife's name "Ralana Gregg Brannan" appears during the song.
- The music video was shot at a Whole Foods Market in Irving, TX.
