Opposite Day is an original song released as part of the April 2005 showtape.
Lyrics[]
Jasper: Listen up!
The first place is the last
And the future is the past
It's morning when the sun goes down
A bummer is a blast
Lots of money when you're poor
Oh sure, it's so much more
It's a real fun way to play,
Called Opposite Day
All: A ball is a bat
A dog is a cat
No mutton in your sun
The best down in the laundromat
A genius is a fool
Do my homework after school?!! (Pasqually giggles)
Jasper: Don't worry, it's okay,
It's Opposite Day
Uh-huh, great! Hey! Yee-haw!
I'm feelin' mighty fine
I told that doctor friend of mine (Chuck E.: Uh-huh?)
He said you need one more shot
Well that just sounds divine (Chuck E.: Ha...!)
Laughing when I'm mad
And crying when I'm glad
It's a real fun way to play
Called Opposite Day (Chuck E.: Oh, yeah!)
All: A ball is a bat
A dog is a cat
No mutton in your sun
The best down in the laundromat
A genius is a fool
Do my homework after school?!!
Jasper: Don't worry, it's okay,
It's Opposite Day
Jasper and Helen: Just make sure everybody knows
That you're playin'
Helen: You don't wanna upset anyone! (giggles)
Jasper and Helen: 'Cause it's not fun when nobody knows
You mean the opposite of what you're sayin'
Jasper: You don't know what I mean?
Chuck E.: I think I do.
Munch: I do what?
Jasper: Huh? Huh?!!
(Random confused comments)
Helen: Yes? No?
Chuck E.: Well, whatever. (giggles)
All: A ball is a bat
A dog is a cat
No mutton in your sun
The best down in the laundromat
A genius is a fool
Do my homework after school?!!
Jasper: Don't worry, it's okay,
It's Opposite Day (Chuck E. and Munch: Oh, yeah!)
All: A ball is a bat
A dog is a cat
No mutton in your sun
The best down in the laundromat
A genius is a fool
Do my homework after school?!!
Jasper: Don't worry, it's okay, (Chuck E.: Absolutely!) (Helen: Yeah!)
It's a real fun way to play
Called Opposite Day (Chuck E. giggles)
Hey!
Gonna play!
(All cheering)
Opposite Day, yeah!
