Jack & Jill is a song that first debuted on Chuck E's Rockin' Rhymes. It is based off the nursey rhyme of the same name.
The song would later be reused in the January 2012 Show.
Lyrics[]
Chuck E.: Hey, remember Jack and Jill? Yeah, together they went up that hill.
Hehe.. and the poor guy he fell down, I mean, way way down.
And the girl, she came tumbling too. Hehe.
Well you might ask, what's the deal?
With Jack, and his friend Jill
Well if the truth be known, it was fate alone
They were donned by a banana peel
All: They went, wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa (Jasper: Oh!)
They went, wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa
You just can't escape, banana peels
Chuck E.: The funny thing about fate, it's a thing you just can't escape
No matter where you go, no matter what you know
It's gonna find you, cause you got a day
Pasqually: So does that a-mean their gonna slip on that banana peel no matter where they went?
Chuck E.: That's right, the peel's the deal. Let's try it!
So Jack and Jill, went up the stairs
Thinkin' they had to care
But that banana peel, got under their heels
They went slidin', tumblin', through the air
All: They went, wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa (Chuck E.: Woah!)
They went, wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa (Chuck E.: Hehehe...)
You just can't escape, banana peels
Munch: Jack and Jill, went off to school
Thinkin' they played pretty cool
But that banana peel, got under their heels
And across the class they flew
All: They went, wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa (Chuck E.: Yeah!) (Jasper: Oh!)
They went, wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa
Can't escape, banana peels
Pasqually: Jack and Jill, went to the mall
Never thinking they'd take that fall
But that banana peel, it got a-under their heels
And they went, slidin' down the hall
All: They went, wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa (Chuck E.: They did!) (Jasper: Oh!)
They went, wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa (Chuck E.: (giggles))
Just can't escape, banana peels
Jasper: Jack and Jill, went back home
Thinkin' it better not to roam
And still those peels, found a way to their heels
Then Jack fell down, and broke his crown
And Jill came tumblin' after
Wait a minute, that doesn't rhyme! Oh well!
All: They went, wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa (Helen: Yeah-ah..) (Chuck E. and Jasper: Oh yeah!)
They went, wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa (Helen: Ooh-oh..)
They went, wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa (Helen: Ooh-ooh-ooh...)
They went, wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa (Helen: Ooh-oh..)
Chuck E.: Hehe.. you can't escape banana peels!
