It's the 70s is an original song that first debuted in Show 5 2017.
Plot[]
The music number takes place at the disco with Pasqually first in his tuxedo, with Chuck E. Cheese's friends, the whatnot dancers, and white D's with whatnot eyes, singing about things containing the number 70, or the letter D, a-la Sesame Street, where he misunderstands the song was meant to be about the decade, where they're dressed in Claudius clothing to represent the decade.
Lyrics[]
Chuck E.: And now, ladies and gentlemen, in honor of the very first Chuck E. Cheese's opening in 1977, here's my good friend Pasqually the Chef, to sing a song all about the 70s! Take it away, Pasqually!
Pasqually: If you want seven letters,
Well here's what you'll get
Helen, Jasper, and Munch: Ooh-ooh, it's the 70s
Pasqually: They are the fourth letter in the alphabet
Helen, Jasper, and Munch: Ooh-ooh, it's the 70s
Pasqually: They look like a big sideways smile at first glance
And they spell words like drive-in and disco pet dance!
Mr. takes the letter D well this is his chance
Helen, Jasper, and Munch: Ooh-ooh, it's the 70s
Chuck E.: Uh, Pasqually? This is supposed to be a song about the 70s!
Pasqually: Right, the 7 Ds! (giggles)
Chuck E.: No! Not the 7 Ds! The 70s! You know... disco, and Jimmy Carter, and the first Chuck E. Cheese's opening! Like it's in the 70s!
Pasqually: Like it's in the 70s? Well, why didn't you say so?
Chuck E.: Okay, you, go again.
Pasqually: I've got it this time!
Jasper: I told you this was a bad idea...
Chuck E.: (weak chuckle) And now, Pasqually will hopefully sing a song about the 70s. Take it away Pasqually!
Pasqually: If you want a comfy temperature, then here's what I got
Helen, Jasper, and Munch: Ooh-ooh, it's the 70s
Pasqually: It isn't quite cold, but it sure isn't hot!
Helen, Jasper, and Munch: Ooh-ooh, it's the 70s
Pasqually: Your not going to sweat and your lips will not chap,
You won't need a jacket, but take a light rap.
It's so very present all over the map.
Helen, Jasper, and Munch: Ooh-ooh, it's the 70s
Chuck E.: Um, Pasqually, I think your still not getting it.
Pasqually: What? You said, in the 70s.
Chuck E.: (chuckles) Not the temperature, the time period as in the decade, the 70s.
Pasqually: Well, you have to be clear about these things, Chuck E..
Munch: I could see how he could misunderstand.
Helen: Me too.
Chuck E.: Guys-
Pasqually: Chuck E., I got it this time, introduce me once more.
Chuck E.: (sighs) Ladies and gentleman, here is Pasqually the Chef to sing a song about THE DECADE, the 70s. Take it away Pasqually!
Pasqually: If you want a crazy decade, well check this one out.
Helen, Jasper, and Munch: Ooh-ooh, it's the 70s
Pasqually; Well this is what the 70s were all about.
Helen, Jasper, and Munch: Ooh-ooh, it's the 70s
Pasqually: Flavius Vespasian was emperor of Rome
And the Roman colosseum was built of stone
Mount Vesuvius erupted the records have shown
Helen, Jasper, and Munch: Ooh-ooh, it's the 70s
Chuck E.: Wait, stop! Pasqually, what are you doing?
Pasqually: What?
Chuck E.: The song is supposed to be about, the 1970s. Not 70 AD!
Pasqually: But Chuck E., you specifically said, the decade of the 70s!
Jasper: You did say that Chuck.
Chuck E.: Yea-but, I did not mean-
Helen: That looks like fun.
Munch: Yeah, I wanna wear a toga
Chuck E.: But this is supposed to be a song about-
Jasper: Chuck, pick your battles.
Chuck E.: Well, if you can't beat them, join them.
All: Ooh-ooh, it's the 70s (x3)
Cast[]
- Earl Fisher as Pasqually
- Jaret Reddick as Chuck E. Cheese
- Caroline Taylor as Helen Henny
- Jeremy Blaido as Jasper T. Jowls
- Chris Hill as Mr. Munch
- Copernicus (non-speaking role)
- Justin Beaver (non-speaking role)
- Nigel the Sasquatch (non-speaking role)
- Ronnie (non-speaking role)
- Alphabet characters
- Whatnot dancers
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