If Everyone Were Chuck E. is an original song that first debuted in Show 5 2017.
Lyrics[]
Jasper and Munch: Oh, if everyone were Chuck E.
We would be so very lucky
That if everyone were Chuck E.
It would be our Chuck E. day! (2x)
Jasper: Take it Munch!
Munch: If I were Chuck E.
I'd hi-five everyone I meet
Just to hang out with me
Would be really quite a treat
Jasper!
Jasper: If I were Chuck E.
I'd bring joy every single day
I'd give you some tokens for games that we can play
Jasper and Munch: HEY!
Chuck E.: Uhh.., thanks guys I-I am flattered. But I did have a thought on that last line. You guys know we've recently updated our games to take cards called a play pass, remember? We don't really use tokens that much anymore.
Munch: Oh yeah.
Jasper: Hm, we did get rid of tokens, didn't we? Heh-okay, well let me make a note of that. Don't worry Chuck, we'll tweak the lyrics before we take this song on the road.
Jasper and Munch: Oh, if everyone were Chuck E.
We would be so very lucky
That if everyone were Chuck E.
It would be our Chuck E. day! (2x)
Munch: Take it Jasper!
Jasper: If I were Chuck E.
I'd take pictures with everyone
There would be no doubt about it
I'd be the mouse who brings the fun
Munch!
Munch: If I were Chuck E.
I'd do a ticket splash for one and all
Kids will come to party with me
And play in the ball crawl
Jasper and Munch: HEY!
Chuck E.: (chuckles) You guys are too much! I'm loving this song, but-
Munch: Did we get something wrong again?
Chuck E.: Totally not a big deal, but, come on guys! We haven't had a ball crawl at Chuck E. Cheese's in over 10 years!
Munch: No ball crawl? You better write that down in your notebook.
Jasper: I actually knew that. I think it was just a placeholder lyric we never got to changing (laughs nervously) eh-whoops.
Jasper and Munch: Oh, if everyone were Chuck E.
We would be so very lucky
That if everyone were Chuck E.
It would be our Chuck E. day! (2x)
Breakdown!
If your mom was Chuck E. Cheese, it would be our Chuck E. day
If your dad was Chuck E. Cheese, it would be our Chuck E. day
If your cat was Chuck E. Cheese, it would be our Chuck E. day
If I was Chuck E. Cheese, it would be our Chuck E. day
Steve: Hey guys, it's me! Steve Waters! Long time no see! Hey, do you guys wanna go with me to Chuck E. Cheese's and play in the ball crawl?
Chuck E.: (groans)
Munch: There are no ball crawls at Chuck E. Cheese's anymore.
Jasper: Yep. We discussed this earlier.
Steve: Oh, that makes sense! Oh well, I think I'm gonna go anyway. Catch you guys later!
Jasper and Munch: If everyone were Chuck E.
It would be our Chuck E. daaaaaaaay!
It would be our Chuck E. day
HEY!
Trivia[]
- The video for the song would later become unlisted. It is not known why.
- This song marks Steve Waters' first speaking appearance since "It's A Date."
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