Granny's Rocking Chair is a song that was first used in the Spring 2013 Show. It is a parody of "Living' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi.
Lyrics[]
Steve: Granny likes to knit 'round the clock, making new sweaters, for her little dog named Spud
Ooh, don't bite me Spud
She used to feed me PB and J, she's such a great woman, there's nothing that can't do
Ooh, so true
Steve and Chuck E.: She's got to bed, by 8:00
In the morning drive the scooter, around the block
As we speak, she's knitting me some socks
Ooh, now she's gonna to rock
Ooh, she's got grey hair
Ooh, she loves her rockin' chair
It's made of pine, and nothing compares
Ooh, granny's rocking chair
Steve: Teach the kids to sit in her lap, granny rocking me to sleep, it's time for my nap, I'm tired
Ooh, so tired
It's bingo night and granny's away, getting crazy with her friends, at home with Spud I have to stay
Not okay
Steve and Chuck E.: But she's gonna be home, by 8:00
In the morning drive the scooter, around the block
Spud please, let go of my sock, dumb dog
Granny's home, time to rock
Ooh, she's got grey hair
Ooh, she loves her rockin' chair
It's made of pine, and nothing compares
Ooh, granny's rocking chair
Steve: Granny's rocking chair
Steve and Chuck E.: Oh she's going to knit me, a brand new sock, she told me to be quiet, cause it's bad for my luck
Ooh, she's got grey hair
Ooh, she loves her rockin' chair
It's made of pine, and nothing compares
Ooh, granny's rocking chair
Steve: Granny's rocking chair
