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Segment 1[]

(Don't You (Forget About Me) starts playing)

(Song ends; audience is clapping)

  • Mr. Munch: Why do you think everyone's gonna forget about you, Chuck E.?
  • Chuck E. Cheese: Uh. Munch, that's just the name of the song I was singing. I'm not literally worried about everyone forgetting about me, right Jasper?
  • Jasper T. Jowls: I'm sorry, have we met?

(The audience laughs)

  • Chuck E.: *chuckles* Good one, but seriously, help me out though Jasper.
  • Jasper T. Jowls: *gasp* How do you know my name? I've never met you in my life!

(The audience laughs)

  • Chuck E.: *chuckles* Okay..okay.. Very funny. Pasqually, will you please help me out with this? Tell Jasper I wasn't singing about literally being forgotten.
  • Pasqually: And you are..?

(The audience laughs)

  • Chuck E.: Come on guys!
  • Helen: Oh Chuck E.. You know they're just kidding around with you. No one could forget about you.

(The audience laughs)

  • Munch: So let get this straight, you aren't worried about people forgetting about you?
  • Chuck E.: No, not really Munch. That was just the song I was singing for all of our friends who are here with us today.
  • Munch: Yeah! And I guess you don't want them to forget about you.
  • Jasper: Forget about who?

(The audience and MMBB laughs.)

  • Helen: (laughing) You guys!
  • Pasqually: Hey, have you guys ever heard of a record?
  • Chuck E.: A record, you mean like when you win a race and have the best time?
  • Munch: Oh yeah, and then you get your name in the Book of World Records!
  • Pasqually: No...no...no..no..Not that kind of record. The kind of record that plays music!
  • Munch: There's a world record for playing music?
  • Jasper: There's a world record for pretty much everything Munch.
  • Munch: Is there a world record for Pizza eating?
  • Jasper: I think you already hold that record Munch.

(The audience laughs)

  • Helen: What do you mean Pasqually, what is a record?
  • Pasqually: Well before CDs, and MP3 players, and even before cassette tapes and 8-Track players. They used to put music on a vinyl disk called a "Record". And it would spin on a device called the "Turn Table"
  • Chuck E.: Yes! I think I know what you're talking about now Pasqually. My hipster friend "Chas" has one of those.
  • Jasper: The guy who wears the V-neck and the skinny jeans?

(The audience laughs)

  • Chuck E.: That's the guy.
  • Pasqually: (laughing) Oh okay, good. Because it's important that you know that for the next song.

(You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) starts playing)

(Song ends; audience is clapping)

  • Munch: So let me get this straight, Pasqually has a world record for spinning things around?
  • Chuck E.: Um. Not exactly Munch, I think you're getting confused again.

(The audience laughs)

  • Helen: Oh Munch, That was just a figure of speech. Pasqually wasn't really being spun around. Just like Jasper didn't forget Chuck E. after that first song.
  • Jasper: Forget about who?

(The audience laughs)

  • Chas: Forget about me, your old buddy Chas? You didn't forget about me, did you guys?
  • Chuck E.: Oh, hey Chas. No, how could we forget about you. What's up?
  • Chas: You know Chuck. I've kinda been down on the dumps lately.
  • Chuck E.: Oh, really? I'm sorry to hear that Chas. What's wrong?
  • Chas: Well, I got a job as a trash collector, and I've been hanging out in the dumps lately.

(The audience laughs)

  • Chuck E.: Oh, I see! Well that's a honest way to make a living, right?
  • Chas: You can say, I bring home the bacon.
  • Chuck E.: Oh, so it pays pretty well, huh?
  • Chas: (laughs) No, not really. I found this pig wandering around, brought him home, and named him Bacon.

(The audience laughs)

  • Chuck E.: Oh. Is that a good thing?
  • Chas: He takes the cake.
  • Chuck E.: Oh, so you really like him?
  • Chas: Nah, what I mean is he ate the chocolate cake that my mom made me for my birthday.

(The audience laughs)

  • Chuck E.: Geez, that's a bumper.
  • Chas: Yeah, it's okay though. I just need to get my ducks in a row.
  • Chuck E.: Gotta get organized, yeah I got you.
  • Chas: No. I need to get all these ducks to line up.

(The audience laughs)

  • Chuck E.: Uh. Why is that?
  • Chas: Well duh Chuck. It's because..uhhh..

(The audience laughs)

  • Chas: Oh. I don't know, guess that didn't really make sense, did it.

(The audience laughs)

  • Chas: Guess I got a egg on my face.
  • Chuck E.: Oh don't worry, I understand.
  • Chas: No, one of the ducks didn't let me line him up, so he threw a egg at my face.

(The audience laughs)

  • Chas: Can you give me a towel?
  • Chuck E.: Uhhh..sure.
  • Chas: Thanks, Chuck! You know, I can count on you.
  • Chuck E.: No problem.
  • Chas: One..two..three..four..five.

(The audience laughs)

  • Chuck E.: Uhh. What are you doing Chas?
  • Chas: I'm counting on you Chuck.

(The audience laughs)

  • Chuck E.: Okay..okay, I get it.
  • Chas: Thanks, Chuck. Wait, I got a Jet.
  • Chuck E.: Alright, I see how this works now, you have to physically fly away somewhere on a Jet, right?

(The audience laughs)

  • Chas: Uh. No Chuck, It's a figure of speech.

(The audience laughs)

  • Chas: Whatever, I'm out of here, I'm going to listen to some vinyl, catch you on the flip.

(Chas proceeds to flip off the screen)

  • Jasper: That was exhausting.

(The audience laughs)

  • Chuck E.: You said it Jasper. Well I think this is a good time for a break. Uh, not to break something, but.. well.. do something else besides being here on stage.. now.

(The audience laughs)

  • Chuck E.: How about some Aquabats? Yeah, take it away guys!

Segment 2[]

(Life is a Highway (Rascal Flatts) starts playing)

(Song ends; audience is clapping)

  • Jasper: Ahh... The open road. I just love feeling the wind through my flapping ears, and letting my tongue wag freely in the breeze.
  • Pasqually: Ah, yeah. I enjoy road trips to. It gives me a chance to catch up on my reading!
  • Munch: Reading? You really shouldn't read while your driving Pasqually.
  • Pasqually: I know that Munch, that's why I listen to Audiobooks, it's very relaxing. Last year, I listed all the way through the Barry Cotter books.
  • Munch: Uh, don't you mean Harry Potter books?
  • Pasqually: Who?

(The audience laughs)

  • Pasqually: And, I especially love to visit all the strange and interesting places along the way!
  • Chuck E.: Oh yeah, what kind of strange and interesting places, Pasqually?
  • Helen: Yes. Tell us all about it Pasqually!
  • Pasqually: Well, last year, I took a drive out west to perform at a folk festival, with the Acorn boys!
  • Jasper: The acorn boys?
  • Pasqually: Yeah, my other band with the squirrels.

(The audience laughs)

  • Jasper: Oh yeah, How could we forget?
  • Pasqually: And on the way there, we discovered the world's largest dinosaur, made out of old pizza boxes.
  • Helen: Really, now that does sound interesting!
  • Munch: Especially, if you get to eat the pizza first!

(The audience laughs)

  • Chuck E.: Wait a minute Pasqually, your squirrel band. I thought you guys broke up?
  • Pasqually: *Sigh* Yes, we did. After Chippa left the band to pursue a career in Real Estate, we tried replacing him with a hologram. But no one wants to a see hologram squirrel, *sigh*. And not to mention life on the road was tough!
  • Jasper: Ah, nuts.

(The audience laughs)

  • Helen: Well, I know one thing for sure, I would love to go on a road trip with you.. Chuck E..
  • Jasper: Oh boy, here we go again!

(The audience laughs)

  • Chuck E.: (nervously laughing) Oh..gee..Helen..uhh that sounds like fun..uhh.
  • Helen: It would be so romantic!
  • Pasqually: Hey! Be sure to bring a microscope, then you can stop by the world's tiniest fireworks display.

(Sparks Fly starts playing)

  • Helen: We don't need fireworks for the sparks to fly, Pasqually!

(Song ends; audience is clapping)

  • Jasper: Well, all I know is. Whenever I go on a road trip, seems like the only sparks I see are coming from Uncle Milo's pickup truck.
  • Chuck E.: Why would sparks come from under your uncle's pick up?
  • Jasper: It's got a loose muffler.

Segment 3[]

(Shake Your Groove Thing (Peaches & Herb) starts playing)

(Song ends; audience is clapping)

  • Chuck E.: Thanks for singing along everyone, That was super fun! you especially sounded great Pasqually.
  • Helen: I guess those voice lessons from Steve Waters, your new vocal coach are really paying off, huh Pasqually?
  • Pasqually: Oh, yeah!
  • Jasper: Hey, what happened to Steve anyway? I thought he was going to be our special guest today.
  • Pasqually: Well, He had a emergency vocal session in Geneva, Switzerland.
  • Chuck E.: Switzerland, someone important I guess?
  • Pasqually: It was someone named..Bando..or..Bano..or I don't know. I've never heard of them.
  • Munch: He probably hasn't heard of you to.

(The audience laughs)

  • Munch: What I'd say?
  • Jasper: Personally, I'm glad Steve didn't make it. That guy makes me nervous.

(The audience laughs)

  • Helen: Oh, I think he's cute. and I like the way he says "BLEEEH".

(The audience laughs)

  • Jasper: Okay...?
  • Chuck E.: By the way everyone. I brought a movie for us all to watch later.
  • Munch: Oh goodie! and then we can eat popcorn too!
  • Pasqually: I love movies, which one is it?
  • Chuck E.: The Karate Kid.
  • Helen: Oh, I love Jackie Chan!
  • Chuck E.: Uh, no Helen. It's the original, starring Ralph Macchio.
  • Jasper: Nice!
  • Chuck E.: Yeah, the only problem I can't seem to find it.

(My Karate Kid starts playing)

(Song ends; audience is clapping)

  • Munch: It's always nice when you think you've lost something, and then you find it.
  • Chuck E.: That's true Munch.
  • Steve Waters: Happens to be every morning. One day, I found my keys in the Freezer.

(The audience laughs)

  • Chuck E.: Oh hi Steve! We all thought you were in Switzerland.
  • Steve: I was in Switzerland, C-Man. But I heard there was going to be a screening of the 1980s classic, "The Karate Kid". So I came home as soon as I could!

(The audience laughs)

  • Pasqually: (laughing) Hi, Steve!
  • Steve: What's up, P-Man? Hey, I'm not to late am I, you didn't already watch the movie?
  • Chuck E.: No, we are all heading over to Pasqually's place to watch it right now.
  • Steve: Awesome, on the new Plasma, alright! Hey do I need to stop somewhere and get a couple of cases of Pepsi Max? (WOAHHH)

(The audience laughs)

  • Chuck E.: (chuckles) That's okay Steve, just bring yourself, okay? See you in a minute!
  • Steve: Later, taters!
  • Helen: Oh, I'm so glad Steve will be joining us at our movie party!
  • Jasper: Eh. I guess it's okay, not even Steve Waters can diminish the cinematic magic of the Karate Kid.

(The audience laughs)

  • Munch: As long as there's popcorn, I'm good!
  • Pasqually: Yeah, plenty of popcorn, Munch. And after the movie, you guys can wax my car! (The audience laughs)

Segment 4[]

(Larry Go to the Store starts playing)

(Song ends; audience is clapping)

  • Chuck E.: Great job Steve, but I'm not sure that's how that song actually goes.
  • Helen: Well I loved it, and I just got to say, it sure is fun hanging out with you guys!
  • Pasqually: Yeah, there's no place I'd rather be, then here with all of you singing some great music!
  • Munch: And eating Pizza!

(The audience laughs)

  • Jasper: "And eating pizza" Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blah, blah, blah. Come on guys! This is the same old stuff we say every other show. Well where's the creativity, where is the witty repartee? What happened to the banter we used to shared, back in the good old days.
  • Munch: What's banter?
  • Pasqually: Repartee?
  • Chuck E.: Those are words for conversation guys, they describe us talking to each other.
  • Pasqually: Well, I'm not so sure "the repartee" was all that different back in the good old days, Jasper.
  • Jasper: What are you talking about, it was way better!
  • Helen: You guys are silly!
  • Munch: Well I have an old script from one of our shows in 1994.
  • Pasqually: You do?
  • Munch: Yep.
  • Chuck E.: Uh, okay Munch, why don't we try it out and see if it's any better?
  • Jasper: Okay, I'm game. You start Chuck E..
  • Chuck E.: Alright, here we go.
  • Chuck E.: Thanks everyone, and welcome to the show!
  • Helen: Chuck E., I'm so glad to be here!
  • Pasqually: Oh Yeah! There is nothing I like more then being on stage with great friends and making great music! Ha Ha!
  • Jasper: Oh yeah! The music! The laughter! The applause! The smell of Pizza!
  • Munch: Pizza? I love Pizza!
  • Helen: Munch, you love any food!

(The audience laughs)

  • Munch: Yeah, but especially Pizza! I love the gooey cheese, and the tomato sauce, the spices, the pepperoni, the onions, the sausage, the mushroo...
  • Pasqually: Hey! Why don't I go cook us up a couple of pies with everything on them? Ha Ha Ha! Oooh!
  • Helen: Yeah, make one with just cheese!
  • Jasper: And one with the works!
  • Chuck E.: Excuse me guys! Do you mind? We've got a show to do here!
  • Helen: Oh sorry Chuck E.! We got carried away.
  • Munch: Yeah, like a boat out to sea.

(The audience laughs)

  • Chuck E.: Okay, alright. Jasper, seriously, this is working for you? Because it doesn't seem all that different to me.
  • Jasper: Yeah, I guess you're right Chuck E.. The more, things change.
  • MMBB: The more they stay the same!

(The audience and MMBB laughs)

(This Is How We Do It starts playing)

(Song ends; audience is clapping)

  • Pasqually: Hey, that was great! Now, who wants to hear a joke?

(Piano starts playing)

  • Lead: It's time for a joke, a joke from Pasqually!
  • Backup: It's time for a joke, a joke from Pasqually!
  • All: A joke from Pasqually!
  • Jasper: Should I be worried your theme song is starting to grow on me?
  • Pasqually: Catchy, isn't it?
  • Jasper: Yeah, but more like a virus.

(The audience laughs)

  • Pasqually: (laughs) Okay..okay. You ready, here it goes. Which day of the week do Chickens hate the most?
  • Helen: (groans) I don't think I'm going to like this joke...
  • Chuck E.: We don't know Pasqually, what day of the week do Chickens hate?
  • Pasqually: Fri-day!

(Piano stops playing)

(Munch, Pasqually, and Jasper all laugh)

  • Pasqually: (laughing) mmmmmm.
  • Jasper: That's an ender.

(The audience laughs)

  • Chuck E.: Okay, we've gotta run. But don't hurry to worry, we will be back later with some more fun and music.
  • Jasper: Okay..okay. You made your point about the dialogue.
  • Chuck E.: Now repeat after me, Chuck E. choose the cedar, and he choose the cheese he chose.
  • Pasqually & Helen: Chuck E. choose the cedar, and he choose the cheese he chose.
  • Munch: (Laughing) Hey, I remember that!
  • Jasper: Oh brother.. Sorry I brought it up.
  • Chuck E.: (chuckles) Just playing around Jasper.
  • Pasqually: Hey, remember? Destination Imagination?
  • Jasper: Now, that was a joke.

(The audience laughs)

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